Yup. Tuesday was three flights. Three. With a toddler who was crazy over tired. From Salt Lake City to Chicago and from Chicago to Atlanta and Atlanta to Myrtle Beach. Each leg of the flight brought an ever smaller plane and cranky toddler to tears.
By the time we landed I was done, TOTT was done and The Boss was DONER THAN DONE. Done.
Our flight didn’t get in until 10 p.m. and The Boss was rubbing his little red eyes as he showed off his new somersaulting skillz to his great grandparents. He rock and rolls and he just plain rolls. The Boss- multi talented.
A quick dunk in the tub and we commenced getting his new alligator pj’s on.
My mother in law- Ma- was giving him belly zerberts and kissing him up and down when she held out her hand and asked for a diaper.
I proceeded to hand her a tampon.
Nice. She said I don’t think that will do. Indeed not, thought I. Blushing a bit and handing her a good old fashioned Huggies overnight. Much more suitable for a 23 month old boy, don’t you think?
I then handed her the A&D diaper ointment and said: here is the K-Y.
Oh, Mah GAH!!!! What did I just say? HERE IS THE K-Y???? Now my mother in law is cool, but still! I was so embarrassed and tired I just started giggling uncontrollably. The giggles came back and bit me throughout the night and even a time or two today.
I die. I am so embarrassed! And the worst is I can’t even explain to her that I had K-Y on the brain for an innocent reason! I was just reading about how some people use K-Y to attach baby bows to their little baby girls head.
Say what? Is this common practice? Random. Hello, that’s what eyelash glue is for peeps!
Oh well. Perhaps after one more nights sleep I will be able to tell the difference between A&D ointment and K-Y.
Let’s all hope, non?