On Saturday night I dyed my hair.
I know, epic revelation riiiight???
But here’s what happened. I realized that this might very possibly be the last hair dye before Baby2ElectricBoogaloo arrives. At the most I’ve got one more. ONE MORE.
I think Elle Woods said it best in her Broadway Musical Legally Blonde when she sang Oh my God, Oh my God you guys!
And so I did a full on panic, cuz duh….so much to do and no time to do it! Also? I’m not allowed to do it! Then we finally dragged the bassinet out of the garage and guess what? The freaking cover cannot be washed. Like, who designed this *cough First Years cough*?? I mean, babies pee and puke and other things and a gals gotta be able to rip off the whole ruffly shebang and toss it in the washer, n’est ce pas? It’s been in the garage since The Boss was 8 months old just absorbing all sorts of gas and chemicals! What kind of mother puts her baby in an unwashed, garage smelling bassinet? Did you guys have ‘the baby has no where to sleep‘ freak out? Related: Must get infant car seat.
Plus I need to finish two shelves, I’ve decided to junk the headboard I was working on because I totally hate it, and it’s not what I really want. So next weekend TOTT and I are making a headboard because I simply must have one before baby arrives. Must. AND I’ve got a bee in my bonnet that Max and Baby2 need their names up in their rooms. These names, obviously. must be on guitar shaped decorations.
Also, still haven’t found the perfect bedding for The Boss and I still need crib sheets etc (you know the crib needs to be perfect, even though Baby2 won’t be in it for ages!) and crap! the breathable bumper is the wrong color!!!!
And I want to make a mobile for over the crib. That he won’t sleep in for ages. Because he’ll be sleeping in a chemical laden, unwashed bassinet! I AM A TERRIBLE MOTHER! I can’t find part of the swing, and the bouncy seats actual seat has gone missing.
This all leads to me to one conclusion.
The last bit of pregnancy combined with bed rest has driven me insane.
Clearly I need more cupcakes.