the end of innocence

Swoon

Just yesterday driving in the car one of The Boss’ favorite songs came on. I didn’t know it was his favorite song, but he quickly informed me that it was and the kid knows every.single.word.

He sang away in the backseat but I was instantly transported back to my childhood and Wheels Roller Rink. You see, Wheels was the awesomest place ever when Sister Dub and I were little. I’m sure Mumsy and Sister Dub’s Mumsy just loved taking us there every Friday night. Actually I am sure they had a lovely little chat as Dub and skated in unending clockwise circles until BAM it was was reverse skate. We practiced skating backwards, circles and figure eights. Crying our little 7 year old hearts out in the back corner by the lockers when no one asked us to couples skate.

Le sob.

Anyway.

One such Friday night I was really getting my groove on, rocking my skates with the pom pom attachments and coolio denim jeans with roller skate appliques on the back pockets. I’m pretty sure was a rainbow or a unicorn shirt happening as well. There I was skating my little heart out, jamming out to the tunes and singing at the top of my lungs while fluffing my Dorothy Hammil haircut. (which was way out of style by the way).

Suddenly my childhood came to a crashing end. Some guy, about 25 or so…so practically ancient, was laughing at me as I clapped, skated and sang the words. The wrong words.

For the record, I still sing the words wrong.

I love Rock and Roll put another dime in the jukebox baby I love rock and roll come sweetie pie and dance with me.

I went from free abandon enjoyment to devastating self conciousness. Embarrassment practically stopped my orange glittered wheels from rolling. I made a quick escape off the black lit rink and into the corner of the locker bank, my hot tears burning as they ran down my face. Mumsy tried to explain that the young man (probably a father there with his own kid that was jamming out and skating too) wasn’t laughing AT me but rather was enjoying how much I was enjoying myself.

Far too complicated a concept for a 7 year old.

Nope. He was laughing at me because I was clearly  stupid.

Back in the real world, I found myself bemusedly laughing at the Boss’s free spirited rendition of the song. Especially the ‘so we can be alo-wo-wo-wone’ part. He was putting his heart and soul into it, clapping and kicking his feet…I stopped laughing. I started car dancing. Shut it, you know you car dance too.

When the song ended I told Boss that was flat out the best singing ever and if Joan Jett heard him she would hand that song right over and never let anyone else ever sing it. He beamed with pride crying out and signing  “AGAIN! AGAIN MOMMY!” Unselfconscious as ever, childhood innocence still in check.

Thank God.

 

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11 thoughts on “the end of innocence

  1. Amazing. I love this post.

    Though not terribly relevant to the sentiment of this post, you’ll appreciate this – my pilot brother had to kick Joan Jett and her manager off a plane once. They were the last to check in and the flight was overbooked so they were the first to get the boot. AND…… It seems they were a bit in the cups anyway, and didn’t seem to mind heading back to the airport bar to get refills. They high-five’d him for being the only one on the plane who knew who she was.

  2. I remember taking you there too. You danced all the time to songs from Grease.
    I skated with you too, cause I never wanted to “grow up” We had fun.
    I still love that other song tho. “I love rock ‘n roll! Put another dime in the jukebox baby” Good rockin’ out song. Max KNOWS.

  3. Love it and your writing style… Yep.. I car dance with the kiddos all the time! Their favorite feature in the new (old) car is the AUX.. which means all their songs on mommys phone can be replayed over and over again!!!!!!

  4. Pingback: Reasons to smile, there are many! | Minky {moo} Motherhood & Mimosas

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